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musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

lordthorin:

The makers of The Hobbit are really lucky that Elijah Wood and Orlando Bloom are basically immortal

(Source: khaleesified)

dweebscar:

ANGRILY WISHES I WAS BETTER AT ART

wolfbuttz:

I (◕ヮ◕)
am (◕ヮ◕)
so (◕ヮ◕)
fucking (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ
tired (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

twyll:

i have these people i follow who follow me too and i think they’re really cool and stuff and we mutually reblog each other and

and sometimes i just sit down and look at their url when it shows up on my dash and im like

aw yeah

we tight

we bros

but we’RE NOT???? WEVE NEVER EVEN HAD A CONVERSATION?????